“Going Nowhere Fast — For Peak Slow Energy”
Because moving slow is a lifestyle, not a choice.
This turtle’s blank stare and zero urgency vibe are now expertly embroidered. Perfect for anyone who's mastered the art of doing the bare minimum… stylishly.
• Durable embroidery that outpaces your motivation
• Comfy fit for maximum lounging (or procrastinating)
• A subtle nod to the fact that you’d rather not
Wear it to remind the world: speeds overrated.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
