welcome to “mostly functioning” — a brand for the barely holding it together

let’s be honest. the world’s on fire, and most of us are just trying to make it through a tuesday without spiralling. enter mostly. functioning. — a clothing brand designed for the emotionally fluent and behaviourally questionable.

we don’t do “hustle harder.” we do “wore this hoodie to therapy and brunch.”
we don’t do “influencer-core.” we do “not thriving, just participating.”

so, what are we?

a lifestyle brand for the deeply tired but well-dressed.
a sarcastic hug in garment form.
a celebration of weirdness, burnout, softness, and survival — all stitched together.

we’re launching with two distinct drops:

• drop 01: low Effort. high impact.
  for the overworked, undercaffeinated, and perfectly sarcastic.
• drop 02: soft wild
  For those who relate more to raccoons and slugs than people. (we get it.)

more than clothes, we’re building a soft rebellion. Join us. we have hoodies.